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Excuse the silence. Been on holiday. Stretching my legs in preparation for another year at Hogwarts.

My employer disapproves of my vacationing. Doesn't like it when the drones leave the hive.

In retaliation of my relaxation, he's given me a papercut on that fair bit of flesh in between one's lips. And wouldn't you know it, we had salty potato chips at lunch. Burns.

But I have plans to turn the tables.

Grave

Digging in my back yard the past several yesterdays. How I loathe manual labour. But it is nice to have sunshine touching the skin and fresh air filling the lungs.

The work isn't so arduous, but I don't know quite what to think about the pile of human bones I've found near the rose bushes. Trouble is, I don't recall if I put them there or if it was the work of the previous tenents. That would be an awkward phone call.

Come to think of it, it may be the previous tenents. I'll have to check the books.

Time

My, my. Days fold and turn to waste quickly.

I have been in the hospital for what seems like forever. The doctors found six whole diamonds lodged in my digestive tract.

The lady of the house sure knows how to get my attention.